7th Heaven Quotes

2. Roxanne: “Are we just going to ignore the fact that you’re fairly monogamous?”

Chandler: “I hope so. And are we just going to ignore the fact that you’re fairly Lucy?”

Roxanne: “I hope so.” -Back In the Saddle Again

3. Simon: “On a scale of 1-10, 10 being boarding school, how much trouble am I in?”

Eric: “We can’t afford boarding school”- Dangerous Liaisons Part 1

4. Eric: “Do you know anything about sauces”-Yak Sada

5.Lucy: I lied and lied and lied! I wove a twisted web of lies and deceit……! They’re right behind me aren’t they?

Mary: (nods)-It Happened One Night

6. Simon: "You're not going out with Wilson, not unless you tell Robbie."
Mary: "And who are you?"
Simon: "It's me, Simon."
Mary: "I meant, who are you to tell me what to do?"
Simon: "Simon.”-Apologize

7. Simon: I don’t fell so good.

Matt: Neither does my car.-Drunk

8. Ruthie (to Eric):We need to talk..And It’s private!

Eric: About….?

Ruthie:…sex.

(In other room) Lucy:Boy she’s good

Matt: I've never been prouder-Drunk

9. Ruthie (to Eric) “You and God make a good team"--?

10. Lucy: Allow me, I’m sending myself to my room-It Happened One Night

11..John:(To Matt) You’re like the little boy who cried wolf except you’re the little boy who called love". -Gossip

12. Mary:Have you lost your mind?

Lucy: Lost it, or finally found it!-Faith, Hope, and the Bottom Line

13. Mary: You don’t want to date me. You want to date my

family

Robbie: No, I want to marry your family.--?

14. Simon and Matt come in shirtless.

Matt: You’re uncomfortable with

us walking around without shirts

but you don’t mind when Robbie

walks around shirtless, Interesting.

Lucy: I’m uncomfortable with any guys walking around

shirtless but when Robbie walks around without

a shirt it’s either because he’s going to take

a shower or he’s coming from the shower. Are

going to take a shower? Are you coming from the shower?

No!! Now go put some clothes on!

Lucy storms out.

Matt (to Simon): (mocking Lucy) Are you going to the

shower---go put

some clothes on! We’re men and we don’t have to wear shirts

if we don’t want to!

Simon: Actually I’m kind of cold.

Matt: Me too.

(They go in search of shirts)-------------(Episode:Home)

Matt: As (Hello) Kitty as my witness, I will never have another Valentines Day like this one!---Hot Pants